I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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