Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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