Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
