I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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