I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
We talked him into tasing himself.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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