Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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