Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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