I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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