you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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