season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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