ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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