just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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