he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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