True but thats because hes a fetus.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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