this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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