She said her name was "party"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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