a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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