butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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