I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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