Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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