But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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