Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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