i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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