Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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