I skipped work to stalk him.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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