It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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