Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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