That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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