It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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