You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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