Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
