Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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