I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
