Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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