What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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