i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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