What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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