I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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