Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
