We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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