Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He better not be in your backpack
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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