it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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