Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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