This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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