I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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