and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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