that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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