i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
