question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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