North Korea, Best Korea!
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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