Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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