wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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